Do you remember the Yoplait commercials with those two women who sit around equating the goodness of yogurt with all sorts of trite scenarios? Allow me to refresh your memory:
I decided to brainstorm my own scenarios, and here’s the list I’ve compiled. Please feel free to leave a comment containing your own twist by filling in the following statement:
This is like __________ good.
- waking up with an Irish accent
- watching that annoying driver get pulled over after passing you going 100+ mph
- being the nerd, getting the girl, and becoming a millionaire (in that order)
- the doctor telling you that the weird rash in that odd location is nothing to worry about after all
- finding out he’s not the dad
- stepping in dog poop and realizing it’s not poop but chocolate pudding
- realizing M. Night Shy-na-na’s version of The Last Airbender was just a spoof, and the real one will come out next summer (for Matt)
- realizing The Oregon Trail movie is
actually not a spoof but a real film coming out next summer (also for Matt) - finding out that guy/girl who dumped you is now addicted to amphetamines as well as main line narcotics
- watching a marathon of Designing Woman re-runs all day (for Lindsay)
- discovering your Gender Studies professor is actually a tranny
- getting paid to play Play Station 3 all day long (for John)
- being able to pee after holding it for 2+
hours - instead of someone leaving another dog in your fenced in backyard, they actually leave a treasure chest full of golden coins and a pair of ruby slippers (for Marisa)
- scientists discovering an entire population of once extinct pygmy pandas
- seeing your middle school bully on a reality show and watching he/she make a complete tool of themselves
- discovering Greek yogurt after having eaten Yoplait all your life
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